luckily, we have a kid that cracks up about anything, i mean anything.
her new favorite joke is the dog....probably because i decided to give bentley the full spa treatment (that means bath + razor = bathed street dog). it was a disaster. i will not post photos, i'm afraid peta will come looking for me. seriously - that bad. she has chunks of her hair missing. every time i tried to fix it, it just got worse.
sorry bentley dog.
since i've declared my health craze, the working out has been great. the eating part not so great. in fact, i see cupcakes, ice cream, cookies, and cheese floating around my head. it's like i have my own personal mobile of food hanging over my face at all times. and then the fridge makes it a reality.
oh well, i just keep trying and trying...and hopefully, i will stop dreaming that i cheated on johnny.....by going to mcdonalds so i could eat mine own big mac. yup, that was my dream. i lied to johnny about stuffing my face with mcdonalds?? what is wrong with me.
i'm a mess, somebody get me some easy mac now.
laughing....
and more laughing...
oh wait...that was funny too.....giggle giggle.....
laughing...
and
then...
you fed me food. WHAT IS THIS??
i <3 this kid.